not sure which is worse (the confessions of a creative diet coke acholoic)
that I am stitching tubes while eating goldfish bare handed, fingers plunging into the bowl to fish out a munch, or that this is MY LAST DIET COKE. omg my last diet coke! aaaahgggghh.
aaaagggh! I go into retrieve keys for a diet coke and tie wire run, where is Dopty? why is my bedroom door ajar? WHO IS SLEEPING IN MY BED!!!!!!!! aggh! dopty, get your hair shedding black shadow beast off MY BED! NOW! eeeek. oh plethora of black hair.
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