do NOT bite me in the butt again!

I am going to need shorter apron strings since she has decided it helps me to yank me around my outdoor studio backwards by my apron strings. and ouchy on her first grab from behind which included a piece of my bum! and besides she ends up deaproning me until all that remains is the ban around my neck, which is simply not a good tug of war tool if resistance! so if you ever see burns on my neck, well, I simply don't have any weird fetishes, i just lost at apron tug of war!