Ritual adoration and human worship OR

Same look of adoration, same like bag of peppridge farm goldfish, same mooching ritual. But i prefer to pretend that my dog loves me and provides me with doting attention NOT that i am eating something and she is resting her head on my arm in hopeful anticipation, plying me with her eyes saying, “give me the damn bag, my human…please.”


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