If you spend your first 47 years essentially alcohol free

…well by George, if you have a simple glass of wine….ummm… don’t drive cause you are going to totally feel every single ounce you consume. Is true. If you thought I was a goofball or a chatty Kathy alcohol free, I strongly suggest not feeding the girl a glass of wine. Dang.

Hmmmm. Learning to have a drink at 48 is probably just wrong.